So, we’d like to make some sort of big deal about Parker Wolf, she-woman, masculine-esque but GOD DON’T CALL HER HIM! Unfortunately, we nearly fell asleep just mentioning her name, because she has the honor of being the least interesting person in the world. Seriously, blank paper has more personality and depth. Sadly, Parker appears to believe her life amongst the corn cobs is in serious jeopardy.
Who knew that Illinois was so very dangerous. Check out the club on the door, protecting all the extraordinarily expensive stuff that is obviously camouflaged by this deft ex-Navy. Parker is also a moderator, didn’t you know?
Is there nothing this woman can’t do?
Yes, there is, one thing…
At age 42, Parker Wolf is arguably unable to be employed, despite disagreement by a judge. The hearing is still up in the air and Parker left Washington for Illinois. Amazing that she can cruise cross country and yet, she can’t work. Also amazing is the fact that she slept in her Exploder with her dawgs and can’t find a way to work? Shes a survivor though, as seen in her ability to dehydrate spaghetti sauce (who does that?). Parker is ALL woman, so don’t you dare call her “sir,” although she wears baseball caps and other nappy helmets.
Parker is a piece of work, who continues to wait, watching the proverbial (or literal?) grass grow from what is probably a faulty septic system. Watch that grass Parker. You’ll be watching it alone for a very long time, given your Least Interesting Person in The World achievement.